i'm here because i'm obsessed with colour and pattern and never a more perfect website for purging myself of my daily pain and joy did exist. does anyone else here f*cking love neckties? like not just like them a lot but F*CKING LOVE them? can you say F*CK on here? i've often wondered if i'm a little bit retarded.

and totally politically incorrect. i know this. please don't be offended by me, i mean no harm. i'm like The Simpsons... i make fun of everyone, but i really would give everyone here a hug without knowing more about them than their online monachre and their favourite palette. i'm like the world's most naive cynicist. or cynical naivetist. according to Myers-Briggs i'm borderline introverted/extraverted. i'm a sagittarius... and my top 5 Clifton Strengthsfinder talents are Adapatability, Empathy, Input, Connectedness and Intellection. i spend more time thinking about my cat than most normal people, but i'm not lonely. i just really love my cat.

another thing that must be said... i wish i was synaesthetic. i've had fleeting experiences with synaesthesia, but its really not enough. if anyone here is synaesthetic, i'd love to know you, and to hear about what life is like through your eyes/ears/nose/skin/mouth. sounds erotic and it may actually have an element of that, but mostly, i just envy you.

okay so if you're not too weirded out, have a deeper look. you'll find equal parts sweetness and light and darkness and melancholy. happy birthday!