Born into a travelling circus at the age of 9, I was given the gift of pointless rambling by my mother. I have experienced life in many ways, a post office, a skateboard shop, the bottom of a bottle, the top of a bottle, college, record stores, mountain climbing, the world of warcrack, golf, being in bands, unemployment, watching the price is right, and eventually design.

I talk too much sometimes. I seldom make sense.

I'm happy with that.

I still can't figure out half of the features on this website.

I are internet dumb, I does print.

nap time.